osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via mvrdybum)

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via trust)

if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

(via it-all-gets-better)

officialunitedstates:

my tumblr inbox mail keeps getting mixed up with other people’s.  sometimes I get anon hate that was clearly supposed to go to another blog and sometimes other blogs get compliments that were clearly supposed to go to me

(via ellendenotsogeneres)

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

(via trust)

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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(Source: joeyjoe69, via trust)

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

(Source: natnovna, via ellendenotsogeneres)

zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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astonishingly:

can someone clean up my life

(Source: astonishingly, via trust)

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